Traffic — NPC Profile

Source status: Facts on this page were checked against the official PHIGHTING! Wiki page (revision 58080) on 2026-09-29. Values and availability can change; the live game remains authoritative.

Identity record

Field	Documented value
Pronoun(s)	He/Him Inphernals are genderless and use any pronouns - these are just the ones used in text for this particular inphernal.
Height	5’8” / 173 cm
Age	27
Birthday	16 September
Gear	Zombie STOPing Axe
Region	Playground
Faction	Factionless
Occupation(s)	Unknown
Status	Alive
Relations	Ghosdeeri (close friend) Lightblox (close friend) Mx. Bot (tormentor) Regent Pwnatious “Moneybags” the III (rival) Traffic is an NPC in PHIGHTING! . He opens the player’s Title menu in Crossroads and in the PHIGHT! Lobby .

What the official profile covers

• In-game: a dedicated section exists in the official record.
• Appearance: a dedicated section exists in the official record.
• Personality: a dedicated section exists in the official record.
• Lore: a dedicated section exists in the official record.
• Relationships: a dedicated section exists in the official record.
• Dialogue: a dedicated section exists in the official record.
• Gallery: a dedicated section exists in the official record.
• Trivia: a dedicated section exists in the official record.

Relationship labels describe how the official profile currently organizes the connection; they do not prove every motive or timeline detail. Event appearances and lobby dialogue can also be temporary, so this page separates a stable identity record from rotating in-game placement.

How to verify new information

Check the speaker, location or event, exact date, and whether the line appears in the live game or only in an archived event. Add interpretation only after the directly observed fact. Continue through the NPC index, relationship guide, and timeline.